awkward-fallen-angel:

Crushes suck.. It’s like I don’t want this take it back.

mcfailwolf:

champagne-for-dinner:

Legitimate question time:
Do women get upset when other women catcall them? :-/

Well, let’s put it this way: if I had a shiny nickel for every woman who has stopped me on the street, violated my personal space and said “hey baby those are some nice tits wanna fuck?” I’d have exactly zero shiny nickels. 

a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

tattooidea:

"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"

 

 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

http://buttinspectorkirby.tumblr.com/post/97256919640/babebraham-a-lot-of-people-wonder-how-asexual

babebraham:

a lot of people wonder how asexual relationships achieve intimacy, as if sex is the only way to show passion for another person. so here is a list of intimate activities that don’t involve sex but still express the same degree of love!!

  • make meals together
  • watch each other’s…

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

unmistakablymistaken:

dontyouauntkathyme:

candesce:

I’ve been making vintage/WWII era-inspired Star Trek posters (in which I abuse textures) because those are two of my favorite things

I’ll probably end up making more

Is there a place I can buy these as prints?!

Man I love Star Trek

hamletmachine:

~Must protect Bucky~

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